I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

I’m pretty sure it’s something like this:

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Yeah, but had the European powers not had such a huge hard on for sending young kids into the meat grinder in 1914, that Austrian corporal would have been just some other mouth breathing asshole with a portfolio of shitty paintings on the streets of Vienna.

Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.

It’s funnier if you imagine that the fan was John Henry

They’re trolling the right way.

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

Jeb is a MESS

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

+1 Spotlight

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

You know that feeling you get when you see those families where they all truly love one another and can express it well while you’re reminded of you own dysfunctional family that can barely manage a single holiday without screaming, tears, and changes to the will?

“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt

When you’re getting free carrot cake delivered, you stay close to the source. Can’t let a good thing go

Spurs players will now have bonding sessions while playing Dungeons and Dragons. Awesome.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.