ye and common both say chi-city and chi-town. rap.genius.com. is your friend.

Evanston and Oak Park at least both have el stops. There are burbs and then there are burbs. I’ll distinguish btw someone living in the two aforementioned and someone from Schaumburg or Barrington claiming Chicago.

all the stars!! and your childhood was awesome.

Spinal Tap’s second drummer Eric Childs aka “Stumpy Joe.”

well done.

kept waiting for the dog to make an appearance and start humping his leg...

i think the journalism is actually worse than the response of the players caught up in a moment of panic. a reporter with a little bit of research could have figured out this was NOT how it should be done. and between a headline that reinforces the myth of tongue swallowing (“Madrid team-mates save star from…

you would think right? and yet the team doctor had this to say:

it’s fitting that shanny found himself in the exact same place that zorn was. i never understood the logic of people that cheat on their spouse and and then go to marry the person their cheating with — you (both) have first hand evidence that neither one of you respects wedding vows.

this needs a lot more likes.

their stated goal was to stop him from going at that rate of speed through a main intersection in town.

+1 snorted hard

because your childhood was awesome! btw waylon jennings was the “balladeer” aka narrator on the dukes. but i don’t think waylon would mind being compared to merle.

+100 and a big teethy smile. this needs way more likes.

just keeping aesthetics of tiger fat in perspective, the most obese tiger in the world is outrunning 99.9% of the human beings on the planet.

something to consider for the rotund siberian tigers. siberian tigers run at a 50 mph pace — for a short distance. two other facts to put that in perspective (1) usain bolt runs about a 28 mph pace (2) scientists estimate that the maximum speed possible for a human being to physiologically ever achieve is 40 mph. so…

where there’s a whip, there’s a way!

so he’s been bad at handshakes for years. this article is from 2012. the pulling jerk thing and the awkward patting all on display...

tears of clown is pure genius. here is a song based on an 1892 libretto. who else but smokey works pagliacci in a pop song?

and even paltrow can’t ruin my love for the brilliance of cruisin’....

this needs a lot more likes. +100