i’ll snuggle him while you cover his shift.

i’m honestly starting to get a little worried about him

I suppose, Angelica, that you could say I threw away my shot.

Exactly! I had a first year assistant professor (from a different university than the one I go to) tell me, at the time a 4th year PhD student in the same field that the reason he had a hard time finding a good job is because all the universities wanted to hire women and he was told that he was the most qualified but…

I can’t speak for Amber, but Black Chyna used her stripper money to put herself through college take a degree in business. She owns her own beauty bar business and it is doing extremely well. I guess we can argue the value of someone who sells false eye lashes, makeup and body shapewear, but at the end of the day the…

We have a winter Boo already, his name is Jake. We call him Boo.

I was in my kindergarten production of the Nativity, and got a five-dollar bill from my grandpa.

I swear this clip never gets old. The cry-snort-laugh combo is priceless! “It was diabolical”

I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH BEYONCÉ WHO STRENGTHENS ME 🐝🐝🐝

I keep trying to get people to watch Cinderella 3. Pathetic, right? But in this one there is no fairy godmother, the shoe doesn’t fit and she has to save herself. Feminist Cinderella! My daughters love it.
You made me want to see Aloha.

I think Lin Miranda was on the shortlist for Person of the Year. Which he absolutely deserved, but not for Hamilton, which was ok I guess, if you like transcendently beautiful pieces of art that make you question what you knew of joy before you saw it. No, he should be Person of the Year for this stupidly great…

I had no idea Steven Tyler had plastic surgery.I guess he did it well enough that I didn’t notice, or you’re right in that he was kind of odd looking before, and he still is.

I can’t hate. My wee Jenkins looks just the same except she has black fur.

It’s as if he’s...leaking...something.

Please, stop showing me this face. Let’s remember him as he once was, before he started desperately grasping after youth/relevance.

Here’s an old-timey American Country tune for you:

It is about time somebody thought of the white people.

KmKinger

Awwww, he has his father's sunglasses.