Or you could support the abolition of the hierarchies that make government worker protections and minimum wages unnecessary.

"Um, they're Libertarians - the whole point of that cult is investing the ruling class with abosult power"

The fact that there's a corporation or government that robbing you just to keep you alive goes against libertarian ideals though. You seem to think libertarianism is pro-corporate or pro-business.

The left became disciplinarian when the media started pushing that hurt feelings cause irreparable damage to anyone who isn't a straight white male

Or you could say that it was in fact mass access to the internet that began about the same time that led to the philosophical shift against political correctness.

What damage did they cause? You read this article and forget that between 1997 and 2017 the greatest cultural shift in human history happened when it comes to access to the internet and ability of the people of the world to be anonymous. South Park is a TV show on a cable network, these movements are global.

I don't think believing all people above you are screwing you over is a really "me, me, me" idea. Unless you think trying to take power from the ruling class is somehow selfish?

They stick to their fundamental libertarian ideals. When you're a libertarian the blue haired non-binary folk who shut up white men are just as bad as the Christians who want to censor the word Goddamn. They're both shutting people up for the sake of their fragile emotions.

We prefer shows like Hollywood Hogwash, Sheriff Lowbrow and the Dreck Squad

There are way more sides than that

This gimmick made me cringe a little.

What you haven't heard of Mr. Fabulous, the Human Flame, the Unseeable Woman and the Rock Man.

How do you do flannel and denim as a superhero?

In some series women are often outnumbered 10 to 1

Not the Original Ben Folds from Ben Folds Five, but one of them

Next you're gonna tell me there are TGI Fridays outside of California and Nevada

I miss when the AV Club wasn't so obviously trying to get the "Get a Load of this Shit" beyond Great Job Internet

*Onion Executives make bouncing sound effect as the cut Sean O'Neal's check

Eating high calorie restaurant food as opposed to food you cook yourself with portion, butter and salt control is what's causing the obesity epidemic more than eating cheeseburgers instead of Kale Salad.

This is the embodiment of the Hillary "left".