Those phone emojis convinced me.

Then why do people try so hard to not sin? Seriously if you can live a life of sin and debauchery as long as you love Jesus and know He's forgiving, why would you be chaste ever?

Don't blow the sequel.

Stupid Flanders

Would you not watch a movie about Jason Lee and Ben Affleck getting chased by Kevin James on a segway while fighting over Joey Lauren Adams?

Spike Lee tweets Francois Hollande's home address

I have trouble believing that

Moe Moe Moe Moe Moe.

Stone's Ruination Double IPA is the best San Diego beer you can easily find outside of San Diego.

BRING BACK MUTANT FIREFLY

Jennifer Lopez is missing the intelligence

Kids have to learn about gastropubs some day.

The movie should have only cost them .99 cents

Is it not scary that there's a son of a famous libertarian named Rand running for president?

I'm not sure if I'd want to like it, but since you liked it I feel comfortable letting that awful Clapton post go unliked.

Maybe they've been dead all along?
Takes bong hit

Lest you forget he exists.

Somehow I feel like this show will gracefully weave itself between some cable channel's lineup of reruns of Medium, Bones and Monk

I swear "Jesus's storry" wasn't one that would pat you on the back for boasting about how much money you made.

It is if you can't stand the injustice of "age limits" on the ball pits and were subsequently thrown out for political reasons pertaining to that.