If you just hold completely still, all the assholes will die and the corruption will stop. Their sense of being is based on movement.

I got 11 balls today

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

Fixed that for you.

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Guess what other sport I don’t give a shit about?

Yeah, I didn’t want to make that the header because it’s really graphic, but it’s so important that people know how violent this was.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

yes, when I see the caliber of my local TSA agents, my homeland security fears are assuaged.

Or they can stop hiring people who can’t get jobs as greeters at Walmart.

They caused a head injury to a deaf, partially blind teenager with a brainstem tumor. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLES.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

Sari Koshetz of TSA released a statement alluding to the incident: “Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

she knew it was gonna happen eventually thanks to the prophecy she heard as a girl. now a younger brother is gonna kill her. (jaime is a few minutes younger fyi)

Olenna, saving Dorne plot.

The Indians couldn’t beat the Tigers to save their lives the past few years, so I’ll happily take this role reversal.

Yeah, like Jason Kipnis would know.