You know, this whole take would have a lot more impact if you would show at least one picture of the not-hot version of Vesemir (which I assume must exist for this article to make sense) for readers to compare to.

Now now, let’s not be mean here, it’s an uprezzed 3DS game.

Did you miss the part where developers are providing data that shows their games are not, in fact, finding their audience in PlayStation but are finding it everywhere else? If your game is selling gangbusters everywhere but on PlayStation, sounds like a PlayStation problem to me. 

Did I say they were pursuing legal action against the dude? He is in trouble because they took his levels down, which we just read an article on why that’s a personal tragedy for the guy, and Ubisoft did it to cover their asses from MGM suing their asses, during the course of which I’m positing they would have brought…

uuuuh, you are probably the reason why this guy is in trouble lol, you know, making a case for Ubisoft profiting out of this dude’s plagiarism and all...

Missing the 1.0 release of Chernobylite on July 28th.

So what you are saying is that after this game releases if even one cheater makes it into the surely much less popular PvP mode of this game this entire headache for 100% of their playerbase is a null and void failure of a security measure, got it. 

Finally, honest journalism.

There is no line lol. Every game coming to Xbox is coming to PC as well, that’s what they’ve been saying for years now, and they have delivered on that front so there is no reason to assume that’s gonna change. 

*after months and/or years of initially coming out, with some still in Sony jail (looking at you FF7 remake).

Sony is arguably worse because they also keep third party games away from PC lol. I’m still waiting for Final Fantasy 7 remake, and it’s probably gonna be a long time waiting for Final Fantasy XVI too. 

All of Microsoft’s games will be available on GamePass in perpetuity. You will never have wonder whether Microsoft first party titles, of which Starfield is one now, will leave the service. Microsoft owns the service and owns the games, so you have a guaranteed catalog of Microsoft owned games that will always be…

Then this must be your GOTY already because boy oh boy does this game has a feast of narration for you!

And that’s why you will never be a game designer.

You are making way too many assumptions about a game you haven’t even seen the logo of. For all we know it could be called “God of Chaos” and feature Atreus as the main character and have a whole different playstyle or whatever. Not to mention this game is coming out on a brand new console gen; even if it is gonna end…

It’s gonna be cross-gen tho. PS5 owners are seething about it but it’s the only thing that makes sense for Sony lol, I would not expect too many PS5-only games for the foreseeable future.

Horizon was never actually announced as a 2021 title, much like the name “God of War Ragnarok,” which was never explicitly referred as the subtitle for the next GoW game, it’s just something everyone assumed and passed as common knowledge. Sony has actually been very deliberate and cautious about the way they are…

Using the first trilogy’s release schedule as a baseline is disingenuous when the new games are clearly a departure from the way they used to make God of War and the newest one had a notoriously troubled and long development cycle.  

Less than a title screen, we still don’t even know what it’s actually called lmao. No logo no nothing. 

The Video Game Trailer Showcase is what E3 has always been tho, the awards at the end are just essentially a poll for the journalists.