It’s ok, I also believe Osiris is into some BDSM bondage shit, so Saint is definitely going on the sling.

Ok, that’s cute and all, but the real question the gays wanna know is who is the top and who is the bottom? Saint can clearly take a beating and Osiris is a control freak so you know my picks. 

For what is worth, reading about that ending almost makes me—someone that had zero point none interest in the game and has zero patience for woke twitter memes—want to play the thing just for the ride of that wild subversion. Almost.

You say “poor” I say “fun” !

You know these games are also played by non-white-cisgender-males, right? And by Democrats, and by people outside of America... You know this, right?

Doesn’t answer my question of who is pushing for this? I would give it to you if these games were coming out like this in all platforms, but the only reason these cloud versions exist is because there is no other way for these games to be available natively on the Switch otherwise.

I don’t think third parties or Nintendo have a choice. We are on the onset of a new generation of gaming, the technological floor (and with that, the minimum requirements) of games across the board is about to be raised significantly. These ports the Switch has been getting were already very hard to make and in many…

Wait wait wait... Who said streaming games is the future of gaming? Google? Pffffff

We are sacrificing physical media because we are choosing the conveniences of digital over the conveniences of physical. Don’t conflate that with streaming.

Seriously, have people always been this naive? I thought the point of being on Twitter all the time these days was to be more informed but apparently y’all just getting your brains filled with chonky cats or some other bullshit.

You are a fool if you think they are not going to sell you a Destiny 3, or an Avengers 2, or an Overwatch 2, or a Division 3 for $70 bucks without changing absolutely anything else about their business model or the quality of the product.

The products ofthese multibillion dollar corporations are very serious business we should all take very seriously like the very serious adults we very seriously are y’all.

This is the right take.

Would have preferred something bright yellow modeled after the packages you carry but alas, this is aight too.

Have the headlines always been this bad? This is some Fox News shit.

No one is going to provide a platform for you to sell your products without taking a cut, whether physical or virtual.

Today, as a kindness to myself, in the eighth month of the year 20 fucking 20, I’m choosing not to give a fuck about the petty squabbles of billionaires. This is not how I lose my cool today, Satan. Y’all have a good one.  

This has probably more to do with reminding people about Splatoon in preparation for a Splatoon 3 announcement around the time when E3 should have happened. Notice this is the only one of those “updates” that’s being announced a month in advance, and late May at that.

*sigh* Doesn’t it always

That’s a nice sentiment, but in practice it means there is 3x times the amount of “denial” abilities going on at any given time because so many characters have them. And they take a long time to clear too. Just look at this clip I just took watching a stream. Too many smokescreens and walls!