The one based on The Chronicles of Amber filled me with so much rage I tore it up when I was done.

Music of Chance is fucking awesome.  On this point, none can argue!

Music of Chance is fucking awesome.  On this point, none can argue!

So you're like Hitler.

So you're like Hitler.

Albania!
Albania!
You border on the Ardiatic…

Albania!
Albania!
You border on the Ardiatic…

"I sometimes felt, paradoxically, closer to Pixie Solanas than to a certain Continental tradition from which Searle, on the contrary, has inherited numerous gestures and a logic I try to deconstruct. I now have to add this: it is often because "Searle" ignores this tradition or pretends to take no account of it that…

"I sometimes felt, paradoxically, closer to Pixie Solanas than to a certain Continental tradition from which Searle, on the contrary, has inherited numerous gestures and a logic I try to deconstruct. I now have to add this: it is often because "Searle" ignores this tradition or pretends to take no account of it that…

I need Bobby Hill to star in something.  Historical drama would be best, I think.  I picture him with a hat with a plume & pantaloons.

I need Bobby Hill to star in something.  Historical drama would be best, I think.  I picture him with a hat with a plume & pantaloons.

To respond as someone on the autism spectrum (as are you, and you, and defintely YOU)—the CGI in Jumanji is terrible. This in no ways justifies making it again, and I doubt I will ever see it, but, visually (& in most other ways) the original does kinda suck.

To respond as someone on the autism spectrum (as are you, and you, and defintely YOU)—the CGI in Jumanji is terrible. This in no ways justifies making it again, and I doubt I will ever see it, but, visually (& in most other ways) the original does kinda suck.

Doesn't he always?

Doesn't he always?

Can I get a Brian Blessed, what what?

Can I get a Brian Blessed, what what?

I come to the AVClub because it's not full of assholes who need every little thing explained to them, or mushheads who think everything they see on TV is true.

I come to the AVClub because it's not full of assholes who need every little thing explained to them, or mushheads who think everything they see on TV is true.

I'm really pleased to not be reading these anymore, but thought I'd stop by the comments for some validation.