And now naked Rob Schneider is an image in my head. Thank you so much.

I wonder if the Candy Game Jam over the past couple weeks had anything to do with this? I would hope that seeing so much satire and parody of their idiotic game and asinine trademark application caused them to withdraw it in shame, but I also strongly doubt that they even have the capacity to feel shame.

I get what he's trying to say, but it's one thing to mention that Steinman produced both "This Corrosion" and Bat Out of Hell, and another thing entirely to equate the Sisters with a Gothic version of Meat Loaf. It just strikes me as kinda click-baity.

Yeah, I was under the impression that she served mostly as a muse for Eldritch. But a great one, nonetheless; I wish I looked half as good!

This is one of my favorite songs, by one of my favorite bands, and I cannot even read the article without commenting first because this comparison to Meat Loaf has me… somewhat distressed. I see the connection between their theatricality, but musically they are so dissimilar in my mind that I'm quite weirded out by…

Lolwut? Catholics stating that Catholics aren't Christian? I was only nominally raised Catholic, and that was one of the first misconceptions from other children I was taught to combat. I don't know what kind of Catholics you've been hanging out with, but my experience has seen them far more likely to proclaim…

Then you are a braver man than I, my friend. I tried one once, died, and decided to leave them alone after that.

Just to be pedantic, it was actually a scroll, and you could loot a couple more from his corpse (not that you'd ever want to use them). Also, his name was Tarhiel, a reference to the University of North Carolina, because one of the devs was a fan of their rival school. Fun stuff!

That's what you get for letting that ludicrously-named cat of yours sleep on your face at night, Delapore. I mean, Costas.

They should get a Worlock to put a Hexonxonx whoever decided to use their music to Tormentor people.

It's a lot of fun, and I manage to avoid feeling overwhelmed by keeping the number of quests I'm on at any given time to a minimum. But yeah, I've spent maybe 450 hours on it. The problem is, about half of that was spent riding from one town to another and putting knick-knacks on shelves… it does make me feel like I…

I actually just finished Lords of Shadow, after getting it for Christmas 2012. I got it and the God of War Collection, which I decided to play through first, but I only made it past 3 of the 5 games before the Skyrim DLC finally came out, which meant that the entirety of the rest of 2013 was spent on Skyrim, and I…

Somebody in the earlier discussion said that oftentimes the source code for some of those lesser-known games has been lost entirely because nobody thought it to be worth preserving. But certainly, in cases where the code is still extant, you would think that there wouldn't be that many problems. I think it just…

She even called herself 'Leftenant' Mills!

My only thought about Abbie's turtleneck was, "Wow, that looks great on her. I want one!" It had a weird texture, but it seemed to me like it fit well enough. I do have different taste in clothes from most people, though :/

I know, I kind of meant "old swear still in use in the colonial period which fell out of use not long thereafter," but that would have been far less pithy.

Oh man, SimLife! I spent sooo many hours on that game. It was surprisingly hard to construct a functioning ecosystem, some plant or animal was always going extinct after a while. But the dinosaur scenario was quite entertaining. And they had wyverns!

They really should have put in a "turn around" moment to showcase dat ass :3

Best colonial swear of the season, IMO.

We all know those pants were totally fanservice, anyway. And they worked for this fan!