He also declared Flint water to be the most technically foul.

Earlier this week when the OSU attack was happening and still being reported as “active shooter” my coworker went off about how this wouldn’t happen if students were allowed to carry guns on campus. I asked him to please stop talking about it because it bothers me and frankly it was inappropriate for our work setting.…

“where religion is frowned upon.”

Yeah I guess you could blame politics but have you heard the music kids are listening to these days?

This is the society we keep opting for. The society we keep promoting through our choice of elected officials.

He’s the last “mythical” athlete. I loved his 30 for 30 where people heard stories about him (Bo jumped over a car! Bo jumped over a river!), and even though there was no proof, people were like “Shit, yeah that probably happened.” Can’t have that now because everyone has a device and can record and post that stuff…

Now that Raffi Torres is retired, Ol’ Slew Foot Shaw is giving Nut Shot Lucic and Brad Marchand a real run for their money for being the most unlikable player in the league. I think he might even have them beat.

He will miss you too. Just make the sign, and he’ll be there, in your heart.

I literally saw a team win a Superbowl doing it. But yeah, tell me what an arena coach turned HS coach thinks.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

Careful now. Keep posting Kinja like that and you could wind up U.S. Attorney General.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

Bingo- When you’re winning games, it doesn’t matter that your players rape women while you do your best to either hold your tongue or flat-out sweep shit under the rug. What a great example that sets for young men who needed guidance and structure (while also helping your school rake in cash)...... For that matter…

I have no idea what a fair assessment of Strong’s performance as coach is. But if college football were what it pretends to be, wouldn’t this basically be validation that he was having a positive impact in a lot of young student’s lives and, therefore, should be kept around?

NBA games played: Bird 1,061, Magic 1,096, Lebron 1,196

White people.

On behalf of near-boiling acid baths in Yellowstone, I submit the most horrible way to die would be: Secretary of the Interior Palin.

But that is when they thought America was great.