You need a lot of help.

This sounds like an environmentally friendly way for me to get rid of those dead hookers in my trunk.

I meant people who are over 40, voted for trump, and get their news from Facebook, Fox and Brietbart. Could have been more clear.  

I took away your star because you said your hopes were in the young people.

I thought Mustangs already came with human hair on the grille and headlights?

Yeah, ‘cuz nothing in the ocean has armor.

Yeah it was a long day at work.

McConaughey: Bring it on down to 75.

This is an asshole response. You’re an asshole.

5 boys and 3 girls.

현대 != “hi-un-di”

Sometimes when I have an upset stomach, it’s like my shit is 3 states of matter....

Airy Farts
Liquid Diarrhea
Solid Poop


/thishasbeenaveryunnecessarycommentunrelatedtomystateofmind

I would assume he’s lying if he said they were in running condition, but do I believe they exist as some sort of ornamental yard art? Yes

Even with battery issues, as a first car for a new driver I think this thing makes a lot of sense.

Having spent at one point in my life, no exaggeration, 40+ hours on the phone being jerked around by a local court system attempting to figure out what happened to a fine that I had paid, after they told me I had to show up in court (2 states away) because they had no record of me paying it... I salute this man.

I suppose there is a resemblance.

Pinky!

yes, please continue to tell everyone it is September, so they will reschedule their trips and make things easier for the rest of us... lol... better yet, convince the hotels in these areas of this as I’ve seen at least one that is already charging over $600/night for travel that week.. (I was simply planning on…