When I got my current car (Merc C207), showed it to a good friend who is most decidedly not a car guy ( he drives a Toyota Highlander with a license plate frame that says “there can only be one!”).

Street racing with night vision goggles

But with an EVO 10, surely you can make 4 trips to the dump site in the time it takes do do one run in an Impala?

I’ll take my neener-neener with grace.

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They don’t seem to be doing very much passing. Most all road rage is two people being assholes, and one winning. The loser plays the victim.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

LAPD charged with battery.

Congratulations, Mr. windadvisory, on COTD! My award to you is a Bugatti which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds some faded Chiron t-shirts for you.

As long as it comes with one of these I’m game

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.