Later year Evo X’s come with a myriad of button blanks. For giggles I put this in:

Even the art department can participate in optimizing the game. Obviously not directly coding, but maybe tweaking models and textures for better framerates. Obviously we don’t know if they’re doing that now anyway.

I found out about a year ago that the cause of about 90% of my incidents of diarrhea were due to soda. Diet, regular, and even various artificial bottled/canned concoctions. If I have a serving or two I’m about 75% likely to have a blast of it following breakfast or lunch the next day. It’s never the same day.

Well he’s gotta have one himself to drive himself around with his two wives, right? I’ll take the last choice.

If you’ve got the skills,

Damnit, and I just bought one more of these a week ago...

Damnit, and I just bought one more of these a week ago...

A lot of foreign born immigrants have interesting stories, especially surrounding conflict. Thank you for sharing.

The irony of that last line uttered in frustration... implies that he blames Trump because a Japanese national won the Indy 500 in a Japanese powered car.

Coal rolling is a shitty thing to do, period. I don’t care if you want to give the middle finger to the whole eco friendly zero emissions movement. You’re actually making it worse for those of us who like internal combustion engines.

I haze new co-workers by offering them scorpions to eat...

Seriously? That’s a complete deal breaker. For the sake of not being a complete contrarian I won’t mention any names, but there is a very similar one that costs about $11 more per unit but at least you can use whatever wifi password you want, it’s new, and you can even do initial configuration of the device from a…

Seriously? That’s a complete deal breaker. For the sake of not being a complete contrarian I won’t mention any…

Have you calculated in the cost of the inevitable emergency room visit? Then again, I wonder if that cost has been calculated into the other vehicles, minus the minivan...

One solution is to just put some sort of short extension between the plug and the wall. Not pretty, not elegant, but works well enough for something like an attic light or any other place where the plug isn’t visible.

One solution is to just put some sort of short extension between the plug and the wall. Not pretty, not elegant, but…

Lots of stupidity on display all around.

Haven’t played Counter-Strike competitively since the beta days (pre-1.6). I briefly messed around in CS:GO and got completely shat on. My competitive FPS days are definitely far behind me. I still enjoy tuning in to watch CS:GO matches on weekends. It’s my main spectator sport, of sorts.

Yup. That’s the “pucker.” Haven’t gotten one that intense since Doom 3 in 2004.

It’s been a long time since a game has given me “the pucker”. That first win is unbelievably satisfying, especially if you’re an ex-gaming has-been like me that has a hard time telling apart a bush from a helmet. And uses a 9 year old CPU based rig.

My first squad based chicken dinner was bloodless for me. Well, plenty of my blood, none of the enemy’s. And then I spent the next two minutes calling shots for two remaining players, as mysteriously they didn’t know where the suppressed shots were coming from but I did.

Ok, serious question.

In the future, the military will sign a contract with Twitch.tv and have the most popular personalities take control of battlefield vehicles, allowing the US Army to earn sweet, sweet tier 3 subscriber and donation money while the streamers fight “terrorists.”