Amassing wealth is all about shamelessly scooping up every possible advantage. Is anyone surprised?

I absolutely adored this piece, totally connected with almost all of it, and am floored by the fact that the commentariat doesn’t get it.

Does Clinton lie about her height or does Britney just wear really, really tall shoes?

How are water crackers more virtuous than bread?

My thoughts exactly.

California

They do some shady as fuck accounting to make those statistics work. Like, every time I go to planned parenthood I ask them to please remove the $10 fee for “access to condoms.” Being in the same room as condoms doesn’t cost any money, and it’s silly to pretend that if I weren’t in the income bracket that I am that…