The “Lentil Wedding” of parenting crowd.

The source added: “Rihanna and Hassan were canoodling all night. She ordered extra pasta to take home because she said she often gets hungry around 2 a.m.”

Ooooh em gee. I’m a glutton for punishment, so I clicked through to The Chainsmokers Twitter and found the best part: “You find god in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out.”

Your tourist visa to Dipshitistan is DENIED.

This is such a low effort petty joke and I am here for it. Not my Dumbident.

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent should run for Dumbident and Vice-Dumbident of Dipshitistan.

my opinion has to do with business

Nothing will come of it. It will change nothing.

I would suggest working at a day care, but you’ll be underpaid and exposed to *other* bodily fluids.

“We had one male jezzie who used to troll the SNS threads and talk about how his daughter had “electra” syndrome and wanted to fuck him.”

I agree with you wholeheartedly. I generally don’t care to spend time with men. ( Besides the normal unavoidable life stuff) My doctors are women, as are all of my friends. I choose to be part of this community for that reason. I’m also troubled by the constant male voices. As a permagray, It’s interesting that so…

I grew up in rural Alabama and Georgia, spent some time as an army wife, and now I live in rural Virginia, and I feel you so hard about just wanting to come here and chill with friends in the virtual bar, without having to deal with the booth full of drunk guys in the corner. This bar is cool and I love it here...but…

i think i might start drink early.

Finally. This company has been horrible to the ozone layer.

Hear, hear! It’s a toilet, that’s what it’s for!

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

and if you are shitting on the table at work, take your money and leave.

OH MY GOD, you delicate flowers, just POOP. Everyone does it, just get over it and go.

So, theres a secret bathroom on my wing at work... it used to serve as a handicap bathroom when the unit was used as a patient area. When they turned it into an office area they never changed the lock BUT the admin and clinical staff were not given the key, were never told about it and just think it’s part of an old…

Someone I know who has no problem discussing anything in public once posted the following on Facebook: “The best part about my new job is that I live close enough that I can go home to poop where no one will hear!”