I wish all dog shows were like this. Instead of breed, they were sorted by size and color, and no one cared how well they did, as long as they had a good time. 11/10 would watch.

I could watch dog competition fails all morning....

And how his legs straighten out.

Me too. I’m like your stereo typical NPR nerd. I’ve got the monthly contribution, a bumper sticker from working the pledge drive, and even a selfie with Ira Glass and I just can’t do it any more. I have reduced my listening significantly these days.

SAME. I turn off NPR a lot these days because they play these long clips of him speaking and I just can’t with that whiney snotty evil voice

Wait. Is this a math problem?

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

I would watch the hell out of any biopic detailing her exploits. And since the Viola Davis/Seith Mann one just won’t be enough, I propose multiple Tubman films:

fave joke thus far:

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

you just put on a “i am an acquaintance rapist” sign: you know that, right?

Well; call me; crazy; but, I, internet commenter, and, man, did not; know that; legal documents; required such; copious; punctuation