cornette’s pure hatred of russo always keeps me warm on the coldest of winters’s nights.

Thats classic Cornette. Never heard him say it, but reading it, I can hear him say it.

Will be covering some of it soon. You won’t be disappointed.

The best response to Russo calling all wrestling fans gay comes from, as one might expect, Jim Cornette. Corny said that this likely stems from Russo’s lack of success with either men or women. Furthermore, Cornette said that all that’s left for Russo are inflatable sheep, “because even a self-respecting living sheep…

Quick story: I was donating blood at the Red Cross once, and there was this chatty guy on a table next to me talking to the nice, obliging phlebotomist while giving blood. First, he bragged about how he donates blood unlike all his bro friends with muscles, who are scared of needles. Then, when she asked him where he…

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Anyone who thinks we’re more than 12 years away from President Johnson is simply out of their mind.

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

I would assume provided cell phones, like, they prob had to be all the same surface so they could enhance the screens digitally. I dunno tho.

cool story, bro

At this point, what I’m worried about is that he’ll be impeached, resign or stroke out from the amphetamines and I’m beginning to think we need him around through the midterms next year, where the backlash to him is clearly going to create enough of a wave election for us to retake the house. Last night, the…

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Gronk also got to third base with this dude’s belly button

This is sadly not my joke, but it did ring a bell with me.

I think Nia should go back to NXT. She doesn’t look ready if that’s what’s she doing to the WWE’s best female talent.

Charlotte has the potential to be the greatest heel in the history of the business. Full stop. She definitely wouldn’t be able to do that with a broken neck. I’m sure she’s glad to be going over to Smackdown, so she won’t have to deal with Nia for the next year or so.

You will also never find a men’s tee with CAP SLEEVES. I don’t know who told you we all wanted to show our armpits all the time, women’s tee designers, but they lied.