I thought Millennial Pink was some band this Old was unaware of and would be subjected to for the next 18 months.

Yes

I’ve started to turn it around on them and ask sweetly: “where do you think I’m from?” You’d be surprised how nervous people get when they have to guess what kind of wrong you are.

So Chapelle’s mad because K&P didn’t have to suffer as much as he did to get their vision out there. Did he expect them to shout him out every week on their show telling the world how much they “owe” to him? Chapelle himself owes a ton a host of comics, both of color and not (see: George Carlin.).

Being biracial, I can definitely relate to Meghan Markle’s experience. When you are mixed race, people want to force you to choose a side of your heritage. My mother’s family was the more accepting side of the family. But there are several interracial marriages on that side of the family. Most of my father’s family…

Alternate horrifying follow up question: “Say something in (language)!”

One of my favorite stories is from a friend who adopted kids from South Korea. Someone once asked them, “Do you speak English?” and in unison they said, “No.”

“I fought the network very hard so that those conventions could come to fruition,” he said. “So, like the first episode I do, that “Black-White Supremacist” sketch. And it’s like, ‘Well, that’s 10 minutes long. It should be five minutes long.’ Why should it be five minutes long? Like, these types of conventions.…

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

“You can’t put lipstick on a pig,” the former mayor and lieutenant governor, ... said in an interview. “It was a design disaster.”

For the #notallmen running rampant in these comments:

Being a woman who loves racing ______ means constantly being questioned and second-guessed.

Exactly. I didn’t have a lot of respect for Republicans to start with, but they’ve lost the little I did have for them. They went on and on about executive overreach with Obama’s executive orders and cried about how much tax payer money he spent on golfing. But I hear NOTHING from them about Trump’s orders or…

This Administration is so fucking ignorant in every way. If Obama or Hillary were conducting themselves in such an uninformed and deceitful manner every Republican in America would be calling for impeachment.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

“I wonder whether her legions have felt for years the same sharp pang of protectiveness that I’m feeling at present.”

“That you’re an asshole, sir.”

I know you weren’t asking for advice, but on the off-chance you want some: tell him, in so many words: “when you say that, it bothers me. Stop it.”

Try this response: They’re saying, “your boss is a fucking idiot.”