Actually, what I find distasteful about this video is that it's INEPT pandering to those actual living people in the "flyover states." It's insulting to their intelligence, some politicos assuming that all it'll take is some faux Lee Greenwood bullshit to secure their votes.

"All going according to plan.... "

I've burned a cup of noodles before just like this. The smell didn't come out of the mivrowave for quite sometime.

Ctl-v in command prompt... I'm speechless.

Adam Carolla has a perfect line about situations like this:

Well, you can't say David Lynch doesn't have experience trying to make people look good in their underwear.

This is perfect. The vid editor chose the best moments, especially Tyrian's, for the goofy character intros. Jon Snow with the puppy is another great one. The picture quality, the font and the framing is all really authentic looking. Such talent. Much impressed. The tracking lines! How did he do that?

You know why it's different? Because if I were asked to go to three different showers, buy a tux and go to a destintion bachelor party I, and every single one of the groom's friends, would tell the groom to go fuck himself.

As a somewhat loyal subject of her majesty, i would like to say it would be nice for her to abdicate and let her freeloader of a son have a real job for once. Being on the throne for more than 60 years is quite a remarkable achievement with that family around, screwing up all the time.She must be the world champion of…

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Nothing makes me as angry as a client who lies to me. You've wasted my time, your time, and the court's time. You've made me look like and idiot by stating things falsely and worn down all the good will I initially had on your case. And yes, not telling me pertinent info counts as lying. That's why I ask you, at…

Missed an important point here:

I would say the 90s. I might think this because that was the decade I became a teenager and felt the most awkward. But wearing your pants backwards was on trend. Overplucking your eyebrows into a pencil-thin arch. Track suits and sports jerseys. The Rachel cut. People wearing denim shirts and casual khakis. Dreadlocks…

German W's & V's in English (V = F & W = V)

With more and more people traveling and communicating on a global basis - 24 hr time (perhaps even referenced off UTC) makes things so much simpler...

I learned the phonetic alphabet doing computer work. It was always a hassle trying to convey product keys and such over the phone. Once I picked up the phonetic alphabet though, things got a lot easier. Next up to get used to is 24hr time. My buddy is a cop, so he uses it, and I work on a military base, so it's…

Use the NATO Phonetic Alphabet and Military Time

Repeat after me, a screwdriver is not used for prying.

Good, maybe this will finally have a rise in hotel room refrigerators so I actually have somewhere to put my dinner leftovers for a change.