Jesus, does no one remember the movie Skin Deep?

Thank you Tarantola!!! Have been waiting for this little gem of an article!

Who else thinks Slurpees taste better than Icees?

Um...

I will tie black ribbons above and below my biceps.

You're from Parts Unknown? What's it like there?

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

We'll always have the memories.

So Clarke's 2010 wasn't too far off:

Hey all you fancy-schmancy kids— you may have all of these phones that can do everything bar cook your dinner, but you will NEVER EVER know the satisfaction of slamming the phone down on someone you hate. Pushing "end call" doesn't remotely have the same triumphant feeling.

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Half of these kids' names!

Truth is, they didn't want the "Furbies" to compromise our grain supplies.

This article should just say "iOS" not "iOS/Android."

So it's the guy from Star Trek V?

Don't forget one of the best "Aliens in the Ghetto" concepts:

Who doesn't want a gold crown?

*AHEM*

Special mention from Toronto.. In Jan 2011, Molson moved these new beer vats to their brewing plant near highway 427 and highway 401.