Nothing makes me as angry as a client who lies to me. You've wasted my time, your time, and the court's time. You've made me look like and idiot by stating things falsely and worn down all the good will I initially had on your case. And yes, not telling me pertinent info counts as lying. That's why I ask you, at…

Missed an important point here:

I would say the 90s. I might think this because that was the decade I became a teenager and felt the most awkward. But wearing your pants backwards was on trend. Overplucking your eyebrows into a pencil-thin arch. Track suits and sports jerseys. The Rachel cut. People wearing denim shirts and casual khakis. Dreadlocks…

One of the first rumored Star Wars stand-alone movies was a homage to Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, in which a group of Jedi would defend a village (planet?) against a large group of marauders. Still sounds good to us.

I asked him yesterday if he re-upped due to gung ho or what, he said he re-upped to mostly just see how far the infantry's "killshits" have improved since he separated from the Corps in 1973. He was duly impressed and got to bomb around the sand dunes in military K5 Blazers for kicks and play GameBoy for 6 months…

Did the "hackers" look something like this?

My godfather was in the Corps in Vietnam, and in the run up to Iraq 1.0 he tried to re-enlist at his old rank, the Corps denied it but the Army gave it to him immediately and so he shipped out to Saudi Arabia around that time with a gameboy with tetris and golf. He had a similar experience with the disappearing…

Walter Koenig as Bester in Babylon 5. His first appearance was even announced as "Walter Koenig from Star Trek", and it sure seemed like a way to get Trekkies to check out B5. As it turns out, Bester is one of the great villains of SF television, and proof positive that Walter Koenig is actually a talented actor.

German W's & V's in English (V = F & W = V)

With more and more people traveling and communicating on a global basis - 24 hr time (perhaps even referenced off UTC) makes things so much simpler...

I learned the phonetic alphabet doing computer work. It was always a hassle trying to convey product keys and such over the phone. Once I picked up the phonetic alphabet though, things got a lot easier. Next up to get used to is 24hr time. My buddy is a cop, so he uses it, and I work on a military base, so it's…

Use the NATO Phonetic Alphabet and Military Time

Repeat after me, a screwdriver is not used for prying.

YES!!!!!!! PUPPETS MOTHERFUCKER!

Would have to have a screw loose to use an adjustable wrench, great at stripping heads.

Both the resident "Smart Black Guys"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OH MY GOD YES!!!!! COSMIC-MARVEL NERD ME IS FREAKING OUT!!!!

I always thought the Heisei era was the best for Godzilla movies. Partially for how weird they were willing to get, and partially because I like Godzilla better when he's an unstoppable force of nature that Japan is just trying to survive as best they can and not a Gamora-esque friend to children magical protector;…

"Fuck the doomed." —Richard Nixon

Good, maybe this will finally have a rise in hotel room refrigerators so I actually have somewhere to put my dinner leftovers for a change.