I mean... if ANYBODY can make plastic rust... 

Audi: “Pistons made out of plastic you say?”  (begins furiously taking notes)

LOL! I mean, it’ll probably run for all of 30 seconds before the plastic finds a way to rust out.

Tucker is always worth a Mention. 50 Cars

I owned a ‘17 Jag. Just seeing that InControl screen is triggering. Run. Run away. No price is a nice price for these.

Maserati? BMW 6 series? Not sure of a worse hit but those would probably be up there with this.

This is where massive depreciation is your friend. I would give this a NP all day long for someone who isn’t too risk averse and wants to look like a baller for used Maxima money.

Typing this as a relatively new minivan owner but longtime car enthusiast: Leather cleans easer than cloth, so yes you kind of do want leather in a minivan. Additionally, the vast majority of “leather” interiors these days utilize more vinyl than leather. Even in the Escalade, you’re not getting full leather seats in…

First off: It’s a suspension lift, roof rack, and inverter. It’s a light camping package. Calm down.

Buying a car right now is akin to the same logic as buying a house: if you MUST (ie: will be carless like LW2 or homeless), then expect to pay through the nose. If you’re not going to be carless (or being carless doesn’t matter to you), then for the love of all things financial, just wait a bit. 

why are these bootyholes visible but I’m not

Your use of rock quotes around the word “insurance”, coupled with your statement that you used to work there, makes me never want to get “insurance” from the place you used to work when I have rental needs.

Nope.

No, I haven’t had a chance to read the swimming pool video.

Underrated comment right here

Not sure what you’re talking about. Saw it, felt like sharing it, shared it. 

just because you can’t, doesnt mean you shouldn’t. right?

When it comes to interior design, it is hard to beat Scandinavian minimalism.

I think the first gen Audi TT with its baseball stitch leather deserves a mentions.

NP all day!