“but there will never, ever be anyone as powerful as Whitney Houston. Ever again!”

They’re for walking on water.

Wendy’s on-air realization that Whitney Houston almost jumped her

Chandelier earrings! The bigger the better. Yeah that was awesome. Hey, I grew up in Brooklyn, too! Not Queens, though. At some point though, lots of celebrities were doing the nude lipstick, dark lip-liner thing. In retrospect, it was not a good look. 

The Soup was hosted by a black woman for two years. Aisha Tyler 2001—2002.

My vote is for burn that mother fucker down.

Yeah, that math didn’t work for me either. For that matter, why isn’t this “restaurant” seized and sold? It was used in the commission of a crime.

I have some family members who did a tour of Civil War battlefields and have a few strange stories. Me, I just don’t bother. I’m too superstitious already and have no interest in being followed home by dead guys.

Naw son.....the spirits of all the black people tortured and killed on plantations dragged all those confederate soldiers straight to hell.

Does anyone want to start building a canon of the all-time greats we’ve had on here, over the years?

I feel like the crawling civil war ghost would go on there for me, from this year. Just a deeply upsetting mental image.

Miley Cyrus needs to take a minute to disappear from public life and reevaluate her choices because the world is just like:

Can you guys please turn off autoplay? I’m getting unrelated video playing automatically in the sidebar, within stories, and in stories below the one I’m reading. It’s really fucking annoying.

That question would have to have come from Dorothy Kilgallen.

“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

Severely not digging the tryptophobia eyes on that piece of artwork. 

Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

Yeah, this has a distinctly non-consensual feel to it. She is literally there as a requirement of her job. Kudos to her (i guess?) for being a good sport about it but it feels real yucky to watch the video of enormous men wearing face covering goggles drenching a single, totally unprotected woman with alcohol.

“And they’ve bought her 80 new suits” -The ball is curving back into play!

But will there be a spinoff series - based on the book, of course - called “Big House” and, inevitably “Bigger House”?

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.