Honestly? I think Tom Cruise is such a carefully programmed robot that he would just laugh it off with a big laugh, make a pithy joke about Zac Effron being 5'8, and quietly whisper to the interviewer that he’ll murder everyone he’s ever loved if they bring it up again. 

People need to stop expecting truth from the lies they actively accept.

I’ve met a few of those types.

Leave the White House at once!

When CNN first started reporting from the Bahamas I noticed everyone they talked to was WHITE. Strange. On an island full of black people they only seemed to want to talk to white residents?

Unless I missed it, there is no mention of the fact that she injured her knee so badly that her leg had to be amputated and despite that she soldiered on. I have had an interest in her for years since learning that her tours brought her to places like the Fulton Opera House in Lancaster PA.

Bingo. As the youngest of 10 birthed by the Queen of Narcissism herself, I’m almost embarrassed that I didn’t really understand that until I was in my 30s. I never understood why my mom’s greatest form of entertainment was using her kids to stir the pot.  *45 is one sick, twisted ghoul (not that I feel bad for any of…

Treat the government like a business, they said. A good government ought to be run like a corporation, they said. No, no, no, this government really needs to act like a business, they said, it’s fine they said.

What about Heard’s own domestic abuse record against women? Or Asia Argento harassing and pressuring a minor for sex? Or 2 of Kavanaugh’s accusers who were found out to be liars?

That was some real blue-sky thinking.

If you constantly worry about having to “dumb down” your writing, you’re a bad writer.

-10 points - failed to utilize ‘stakeholders’...

I do like Kerrygold, but what I really dig is fancy cultured butter from a stall at the farmer’s market, which is not a brand :-/

I have a coworker who absolutely “knows the difference,” but keeps approaching the entire thing like it’s some argument that can be won by technicalities. He just sprints right to the absurd. He’ll act like someone can go to jail or lose their job for sexual assault because they gave someone a pat on the butt.

Just remember: HR exists to protect the company from it’s employees. They are not your advocate, champion or friend.

Yes! Don't put spice in the pot and not stir it up. Fucking spill the goods!

Kings of England--related!?!  Isn’t that an amazing coincidence?

Ask your mother, Trebek! Ha! HA! HA!

You simply unhinge your jaw and breathe through the secondary airway on the back of your neck. Or are you some sort of weirdo?

It also works for "you are an incompetent nincompoop, and that thing you just said proves it".