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This guy just made the mistake of putting it right in the ad. Usually they save this shit for the interview. He's not unusual, he represents 75% of the men running restaurants.

I KNOW he felt it on his balls.

He'd stand there, shoulders hunched, belly protruding, with his erect dick thrusting at the air... He looked like an angry bumblebee about to sting me.

And flame face. Flame face took me to a nice restaurant to show off his nice expense account. He was a blind date set up by my mother, who is also responsible for Fat Elvis and Ramen Noodle Truck Stop Man. Anyway, he had a lot of product in his hair. A lot. And he somehow managed to catch his paper menu on fire via a…

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

The first time is the worst time. I was 17 and this guy I worked with 'dared' me to sneak into his house and do it with him (he was a virgin too). I told my mom I was staying at a girlfriend's house and then snuck into his parent's house undetected and into his bedroom. We were both too awkward to just start making…

Man. You wasted post-Stanley Cup sex on that? Patrick Kane is devastated.

I was dating this guy for a couple of weeks but hadn't slept with him yet because I was coming out of a bad relationship and wanted to take things slow. He said he was fine with that, but then still would ask if he could stay over every time we hung out. Then the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I was in a good mood…

I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn. …

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

I don't think there was anything crazy about your childhood. When I was eleven (in 2002) I took public transportation to and from school, or downtown after school to see a movie or go shopping, I may or may not have had friends with me. And again a 9 year old alone or with friends walking distance to her mom with a…

What's really upsetting about this story is that it's happening at the same time as reproductive rights restrictions. So: Don't have an abortion, don't have access to birth control, but once you have that kid, child care? You're on your own.

Ok, assume that what he said was 100% true: He was minding his own business taking pictures and crazy, black lady attacked him.

Trying not to feed trolls here so I'm starting my own thread.

Nobody deserves to be assaulted - no one is saying that white men deserve assault or that it's not a big deal when a white man is assaulted.

I wonder how many anti-feminist crybabies don't understand the rather significant difference between rape and rape fantasy. There's no wonder why it's such a losing battle with you sad fuckers; you're all genuinely daft. Not only are you not entitled to women's bodies, you don't get to control their thoughts,…

Pittsburgher here. From what other information I have heard, she was still at least a foot away from the protesters when the police intervened. Also, apparently even the protesters were yelling for the cop to stop. I'm really hoping this guy looses his job and is charged with assault.

I can only hope someone does this to me. I am the one that would then lift my skirt over my head to show them I got nothing. Because I have no shame whatsoever and I am a total bitch. In fact, I rather all searches I ever do be in front of everyone. I don't trust people in rooms hidden away "for my privacy". Yeah. Uh…

what the hell? What's wrong with wearing a maxi dress to the airport...