Hearing McConnell thank the President and VP for their involvement and support was probably my favorite line. I laughed so hard at that!

I know my shitposting grandma(!) and I didn't argue over Obama like this. losing your elders to cable news is no joke.

I remember the conniptions conservative media had when Obama uttered a similar phrase, and yet they are eerily quiet now.

I was thinking Bannon, but I bet you're right. How weird is it that Administration officials seemingly have open access to the president's personal soapbox?

Case in point: John Edwards vs. Newt Gingrich. Both cheated on their cancer-stricken wives, yet Gingrich is still somehow relevant today.

"You suffer" is pretty much the gist of Trump's policy decisions

I'm of the mind that Trump's evil comes from his cruelty, and Pence's evil comes from his banality.

Of that he has an awful record on education, which makes the commencement speech all the more insulting.

It sucks that spite is the only motivating factor for a significant portion of voters. Of all the problems a person has in their life, why is "someone that thinks differently than I do is happy" even on the radar?

On the topic of schadenfreude, I had an old childhood friend turned shitposter for Trump who was staunchly in the "but her emails!" camp. He rationalized this because he worked as web security in the Air Force and said that "no one with clearance wanted Clinton".

I'd opt for Iron Reagan's "Four More Years" for maximum ironic effect.

This would be funnier if it didn't literally describe a guy I used to play D&D with.

There are several workarounds. Some players will proxy the other side of the cards they own, and WotC has "token" cards that that can represent one form or another (again, provided that you own the card).

"In the name of the Reagan, the Bush, and the Ayn Rand; Amen!"

Also, Mack and Coulson were hit by the mist as it passed through the walls during the mid season finale, but were unharmed as well.

I think they meant to say that the church's consolation of Travolta during that time was the inarguable good thing. I think.

I think I saw the phrase "butt penny." I'm in.
Binding of Isaac took up so much of my free time, and I'm sure rebirth will do much of the same.