Actually yes. The struggle is real over here.

Legit point and thanks for not snubbing Iowa. It's easy for someone to get a pat on the back for saying something along the lines of "Fly-over country BAD, Coasts GOOD" but honesty and experience trump passive-aggressive xenophobia. +1 for you.

Eastern Iowa.*

Wrong state. Indiana and Iowa are very different places.
Iowa was one of the first states to pass same-sex marriage.

probably because you've never been to the midwest.

There is no wait staff, it's a grocery.

"vastly superior".
They don't serve diner food, they serve diner fusion cuisine and it sucks.