Spielberg left out subplots from Jaws including Brody's wife having an affair with Hooper because she once dated his older brother, and the mayor took so long to get help because Amity was secretly a mob front.

I think it was S3 that Fox couldn't be bothered to give a rat's ass about the menus.

"Peter, here's some money for a movie. May, get that ass over here pronto. The pill's working."

I watched The Thing twice last weekend. First time was because I had been drinking and wanted to watch something. Second time was because I wanted to watch it again.

Guess they're waiting to use the slowed down cover of Frosty the Snowman until trailer 2.

To the surprise of everyone Zack threw his excrement more than the chimps. The chimps found it very unprofessional but the DGA sided with Snyder.

His acting was never the same after 3,456 oranges to the head.

Muy bueno.

Never thought I'd see the day when Guy Fieri looks embarrassed to be around someone.

"So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
"Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

Lost World is Spielberg making a Michael Bay blockbuster before Bay got huge. It's honestly kind of amazing how much it and an average Bay movie have in common.

I think a thick cajun dry rub is great but other than that yeah.

Agreed. That section came across like someone at Naughty Dog said "We need something supernatural and spiders won't cut it."

I dug out my copy of the Uncharted Collection last Saturday because I never finished 2 and 3. Beat 3 last night. They were pretty fun but I never thought "Wow, this is awesome." IMO it felt like 3 had a major difficulty spike 2/3 through that made combat almost insufferable.

The statement also mentioned a "new business representative," so it's likely the old one played hardball and Disney said "Haha, fuck off."

They were collaborating on a Fahrenheit 451 movie pre-Meldown.

We need to get Clancy Brown to read these complaints in all his Byron Hadley-glory.

Always thought Jynx Maze looked like a real life Jasmine.

I think the best special feature was a easter egg ape commentary track that's just a ton of agitated sound effects before the apes fast forward through most of the movie.

Singing, rooftops, happiness: Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?