This is very true. I use more than that, but nowhere near 100lbs. Books like Flour, Water, Salt, Yeast by Ken Forkish would have you using 100lbs to feed your starter every year, and that’s because his recipes are huge, and he expects you to be baking almost every day (i.e. no refrigerating your starter).  

For the pussy-ass bitch in the white house:

You might be right, but just because someone isn’t convicted of 2nd degree murder doesn’t mean they walk free. 3rd degree murder certainly seems like a lesser included offense of 2nd degree murder. https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/lesser_included_offense

Cutting off one’s nose to spite their face.  The antithesis of self-awareness.  Trump 2020.

Sour cream and onion Pringles. It was a complete impulse on my last pandemic grocery run, and I grabbed a few cans simply because I recognized them. They’re really good!

The tall boy of Coors Light is closed.  That is all I have to contribute here.

Love this list, but it needs to include cumin.  Whether you’re cooking Indian, Mexican, African, Middle Eastern, whatever - gotta have plenty on hand.

I brought a Hydro Flask full of wine to The Force Awakens on opening night. I was in the back of the theater and accidentally kicked the bottle over during a very quiet part of the movie. It loudly rolled the entire length of the theater floor until it hit the front.  My wife doesn’t let me take booze to movies…

Hot mother fucking toddys

Touching Meaty Surfaces was the name of my high school band!

Instead of jail time, judges should start sentencing defendants to watch the Bengals v. Dolphins game on December 22nd.

Kinda crazy how little pressure there seems to be on this team, even though they’re pretty damn good. The Western Conference playoffs are going to be great this year.

If the Orioles extend the nets, but there’s no one in attendance to be protected, does the foul ball make a sound?

Really hoping the Cubs come out and pummel the Cardinals this weekend, now that they’re out of it. Also, watching a beer-soaked Uecker dancing and being treated like a fellow player warms my heart.

“I have faith in our defense” is also a tried and true coaching excuse/scapegoat for punting the ball away while down multiple scores in the 4th quarter.

The Brewers have been fun to watch this season, but also disappointing at times, especially their pitching. Jimmy Nelson never came back, Corey Knebel tore his UCL right after opening day, and Woodruff strained his oblique in mid-July, after proving that he’s the team’s clear No. 1 starter.  Amazing they’re still…

Joe Biden seems more and more like the confused old man I saw at the grocery store trying to talk the self-checkout machine into letting him buy a Stouffer’s frozen lasagna.

Have you ever taken a big ball of wadded-up paper towels and try to clean up a spill, or clean a window with it?  It’s a goddamn mess and so are y’all’s buttholes.

Nathan Peterman to Hunter Renfrow ALL DAY BABY