“The press conference didn’t address whether Rodriguez will receive all of that money.”

Absolutely not. This becomes like hazing rituals. It’s something no one would subject themselves if they sat down and thought about it. But once you’ve gone through it then it’s a badge of honor because you did something that was probably unnecessary.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

You’re going to (hopefully) spend the rest of your life with this person. Have a conversation with them like a goddamn adult and get her exactly what she wants with an agreed upon budget.

“Better make it like, four.”

“One family plan, please.”

You’ve won three titles in five years.

It is always murky when an injury happens in a pugilistic sport. On one hand, you’re trying to do everything you can to knock out the other guy or make him submit. On the other hand, the vast majority of fighters do not want to seriously injure their opponent. That is why certain moves are limited or outright banned…

This is an old photo. A Von Miller statue has that ball now.