Weird flex, but ok?  Plenty of Amazon brands are fine.

Also, anyone who encourages and cuts down Willa with such ease deserves to be understood as utterly devoid of any redeeming qualities

THE BUTTER’S ALL FUCKED

“I have an emergency,”

Jenna Ortega could step into the naive shoes of Elizabeth Berkley

Yeah, that’s right

The manager came over to talk to the parents and got a lecture from the mom about how she (the manager) shouldn’t tell other people who to parent their kids.

They didn’t have utensils but they had Pepsi?

Just here to watch the slacktivists do their thing, lol

Yup. And the Oompa-Loompas weren’t “enslaved”, as the author is so desperate to have you believe; Wonka offered them a job (presumably for pay, the accounting practices weren’t covered in the book) and they accepted.

Well when you put it that way, as an American with shitty health insurance options, partially thanks to our gov’t money going to Amazon corporate subsidies, I guess we DO all win when all that money goes to the Dutch (who already have great gov’t subsidized healthcare).

But he was a HORROR!!!!1111!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiKmPSMUwAAreKD?format=jpg&name=900x900

Soooo much projection... gonna leave you to it, kiddo.... gl with... all that

Ah, more big strong boy lashing out from your keyboard.

Yup, they def hate you, and can’t wait until the day mom finally tells you to pound sand.

Given your attitude, they’ve prob stopped wanting you around much at all.

Coconut?  Yeah, that’s not the best dessert, by default.

lol @ giving this hillbilly lunatic even one second of airtime

or not let them stay up late enough to finish watching the basketball game.