As I sat outside the bakery, wearing clothes I had slept in on an airplane, I had no regrets about my life choices.

Yup, they’re not paying $6 for that cookie, they’re paying more like $56.

FauxNews knows their audience.  The most easily-manipulated yokels in existence.  Anything to make them feel like they’re on the “right” side.

Thanks for stopping by to let everyone know what you’re not doing.

It really is mind-boggling how people still, STILL don’t get this.

You do realize that they still have to clean the room after you leave to prepare it for the next guest.... right?

Alabama, eh?’

I’m not shaming, but those are some unusual kinks you’ve got going there

“ORDER FROM THE MENU WE ARE NOT MAKING ANYTHING YOU SAW ON TIKTOK!!”

This sounds like Michelin star material compared to what we had in school.

As if most of those cops have ever put themselves in danger anyway (or would, in the case of Uvalde)

Pretty sure eating challenges ranks, way, WAY down the list of things other countries hate us for.

Can’t create much more havoc than the average Las Vegas driver.

The fact that we had a record number of guns seized tells me we’re not doing nearly enough. Why aren’t these people being thrown in jail, or at least on the no-fly list? That would make the rest of the ammosexuals think twice before attempting to smuggle in their surrogate penises.

I mean, it’s a TV show; you kind of have to suspend disbelief for a lot of stuff. Kind of like how Jack Bauer never ate, drank, or used the bathroom for 24 hours.

Relevant:

Definite possibility he can’t get it up if they’re willing

stop kneeling at false prophets

She had some great lines, but the constant whiny/squinty demeanor was really grating.

Something can be both enterprising and illegal/scummy.