Ah, the FoxNews defense:  nobody with a brain could possibly take what we say seriously!

ok boomer

Yeah, but he’s THIS CLOSE to getting noticed by the boss, and being in their club!

Eh, lots of shows conjure up “new evidence” and “prosecutorial misconduct” and the like to get characters out of prison; no reason they couldn’t do it here.

Wait, this is actually a thing?  Or is it only for people accused of killing celebrities?

lol, “dad bod” is only considered “sexy” by insecure women who don’t want a guy that makes them feel bad about their own fatness.

Do you know in my 11.5 years at Darden how many days I called off? Zero.

Um... you didn’t write anything?

Zero chance a CFB coach who goes 13-0 at a nothing program isn’t going to get hired elsewhere.  Don’t know why this is even a thing.

more like shart the discussion, amirite

So it managed to piss off people on both sides, which, in advertising circles, is know as “a rousing success”.

Here’s the thing: Food from Black folks is usually better because we know how to use seasonings and staples to enhance a dish, not hide it.

Go on....

Also doesn’t apply to the trust fund baby from NYC who shits in a golden toilet. He’s def “one of us”.

Should it be cho-ri-tho

Manigot!

In 2015, his license was revoked when he pleaded guilty to “felony DUI with three or more priors, felony driving with a blood alcohol of .08 percent or higher with three or more priors, driving on a suspended license, a misdemeanor, and speeding.”

Applying misogyny to the label feels like a diversionary tactic.

Yup, I remember the commercial in the 80s.

Dude, it’s like $100