LOL, this is cute.   As if the kind of people that set up elaborate tailgates can’t afford a 20% increase in costs, or whatever.

The game is in Pennsylvania and the team is from Iowa.

Thanks for stopping by to let everyone know what you’re not doing.

Suuuuure they would

Also fuck people who suck at geography.

Yeah, but he’s living in OH, which might be a worse fate than prison.

A more useful article would be “Here’s how single women can stop having such unrealistic expectations”

Yeah, really weird to blame this particular raging psychotic behavior on the PATRIARCHY

It would be extremely weird for an actor to make career decisions based on what a handful of incels on Reddit thought about it.

I don’t know why people are fixated on Paul’s age; it’s certainly no more farfetched than 59yo Odenkirk playing (presumably 35-40?) Saul.

When we were teenagers, we didn’t have a 24-hour news cycle, endless social media platforms, and a dozen streaming services at our fingertips.  It’s a little different.

Yeah, have to wonder how all the cheerleaders here are going to respond when a Trumper gets attacked in a similar situation, pulls out a weapon, and the inevitable happens.  Worth it?

But you get food discounts!  (on prices that are already triple what they would be outside the resort)

what the Q-tip is to cotton-tipped applicators

You probably use a condiment nobody’s heard of but you.

Do you also prefer well-done steaks? 

You actually park at the airport?  lol

How are you getting coins when you pay cash for gas?  Do you hand the clerk a 20 and say “$18.32 on pump 4"?

Never forget

obv a euphemism for peckers...