The banana flavor tastes fairly artificial, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing

... said millions of sports dads, since the beginning of time

Nope. Click the link; it’s a full-size pig.

Hi Terrell.

“Puff pieces”? Do you actually read the articles? Pretty much every one I’ve seen about CFA doesn’t hold back in taking them to task for the bigotry.

Eh, TO vs HOA Karen.... no good guys detected.

No, no.... no they wouldn’t

Or just meekly ask for a bottle of water, and silently back away without making eye contact.  Oh, and make sure to tip the contents of your wallet as well.

Pretty sure with the zero percent ayper I can still afford it

Yeah, this.  The Hyundai I want has an $8K “adjustment” fee, or whatever they’re calling gouging these days.  If you get MSRP, you should sign, take the keys, and run.

If you can’t handle putting 5 things in a glass without losing your shit, perhaps bartending isn’t your thing.

1. It’s not easy to emigrate. Most of the countries worth moving to don’t want us, and I don’t blame them.

Maybe shave her head and not allow makeup?

You forgot to mention Marxism and ANTIFA.

You can lessen the chances of suffering emotional injuries from sex by only hooking up with people who like and respect you

This was supposed to be posted under the Onion.... right?

Otto: fasten your seatbelts!

It literally says that in the article.

Awkwardly embraced a little girl once, so, you know.... Both sides!

1. Charge her with hit and run, throw her off the council.