Kardashians

Comedy has always been about toeing the line between funny and offensive, and Dave has been as habitually close to that line as anyone.

As someone who has had multiple resume gaps, I had already thought of the caregiver excuse.  Which leads me to believe that many others have also thought of it, and it likely would be sniffed out :(

Don’t tell me how to eat spaghetti.

I guess I’ll be the one to ask... WTF is the difference between a cinnamon bun and roll?

Goldee the horse is still kicking and living out her golden years on a farm in New York.

I’m still amazed they didn’t do this as a series.  Have to think it would be hugely popular.

Eh, 23% of NYC voted for Trump; those votes had to come from SOMEwhere.  I’m inclined to believe it’s people like this, until proven otherwise.

Being “leery” requires thinking things through, which isn’t a thing for Trumpkin trash. They react however their amygdala tells them to in the moment, because consequences are for “those other people”.

I like ACTUAL limes and bananas, but lime and banana are consistently the worst candy flavors.  I haven’t had skittles in forever, but hard to imagine the green apple was worse.

Subway should be #1. It’s literally the worst sandwich chain, whereas you could argue several places are worse than Domino’s (Pizza Hut, Little Caesar’s, Papa John’s, the list goes on)

lol, and you’re a delusional dweeb on the internet

Never claimed he did, kiddo.... but you may want to come to the realization that he doesn’t give two shits about you, before you continue your crusade.

Eastwood’s predilection for driving montages and his insistence on portraying his character as irresistible to assorted younger women

Can’t help ourselves.  Skinny hot blond girl goes missing, and the world needs to know everything (see: natalie holloway).

Yup. Certainly didn’t deserve death (or even abuse), but she exhibits many of the same behaviors that my BPD ex did. This could have easily been her, if she had hooked up with the wrong guy.

If he left her out there while she was alive and something happened to her doesn’t make him a better person than if he murdered her.

“incredibly common”, tho

Shut up, Albert.

Probably crawled in there for warmth.