Don’t forget Beavis and Butthead:

Yes, let’s mock a company for giving their employees a mandatory day off every week (and to paraphrase Chris Rock: they don’t have to get Baptized, they don’t have to go to services, all they have to do is... not work) when most people are working people to death, paying as little as they can get away with,  and…

That line takes about 5 minutes to get through.  It’s not Popeye’s.

Upstate NY?

Now do boxing, MMA, and NFL.

lol, the Mulaney stuff is some elite-level JAQing off

There’s a law in my state that says if you send a certified letter to the landlord demanding the deposit, and they don’t pay within a certain time frame, you’re entitled to 3x the amount.

~100 million people in this country would describe our previous president as “alpha”.

Whenever I hear anyone describe themselves as “alpha”, I’m reminded of the scene in GoT where Joffrey keeps screaming that he’s the king, and Tywin counters “no true king has to tell people he’s the king”.

Also, be sure to ridicule the other guy’s gayness afterward.  So alpha.

the first to recognize their potential

they would complain to the manager who would give in to them and sometimes even comped their meals entirely

Came here to say this.  By this idiotic logic, Warren Buffett should tip a house every time he goes to Applebee’s.

Had to check the headline twice to make sure this wasn’t Harriott (AKA Black Onion)

In before it’s revealed 10-year-old Buzzy once picked up a dog by his hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.

The thing about dark humor is, if you’re really good at it, you can make millions.  And if you’re really bad at it, well, this happens.

It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if people actually criticized him for playing a character that created a galactic Realdoll.

ok boomer

FYI, Citadel is also the company that was in cahoots with Robinhood to fuck over retail investors during the GME fiasco.

While the product photos give the impression of a soft, brownie-ish cookie, they’re actually crunchy and crumbly.