Now that you mention it, I’m all for giving Weird Al a shot at host.

Good of a place as any to remind people that they should never feed ducks bread, as well.

Maybe an “utter nobody” is better suited for that particular job? We, as a society, really need to get over this perverse notion that just because someone is good at X, they must be good at Y.

Isn’t this just a blatant ripoff of the harry potter jellybeans?

you said boobs twice

yawn... Jezebel is thataway ----->

It’s right there in the article:

That doesn’t answer my question

Probably not the most popular opinion, but this seems... not terrible? If an illegal weapons charge (presumably with no priors) was all they could get to stick, and he actually has to do the time, and can’t come anywhere near a badge afterward.

I remain a rabid fan of The Simple Life

“If they had told me in training that leaving the scene of an accident was FROWNED upon...”

I heard he had a skittles bag in his spokes, too

The CHP officer will certainly face discipline

He’s doing it for the same reason he likely does anything; pandering to his base to ensure re-appointment (or election to whatever office he has his eye on).

TIL that being “ok” with a person’s decision to not play a game that doesn’t affect me in the slightest means my kids will inevitably grow up “weak losers”.

Yeah, you’d think the floor exercise would be the safest (relatively speaking) option.

tonight

Woman is attracted to rich/famous man; news at 11.

Always?  So... why did you keep going there?

Given what we know about Richard’s antics, seems like Will should be tapping into Hancock more than those other films.