Hell, I quit a job because I was tired of working in a fishbowl conference room when everyone else had desks.

Nah... I’m self-employed, part-time, semi-retired in my 40s. It’s pretty awesome; you should try it.

“If you ain’t working yourself to death in unsafe conditions, it ain’t REAL work”

My first thought would be sex, but that still leaves me with 1:58 :(

Pre-dementia is definitely a possibility here.  My sort-of-racist Grandma turned into in-your-face-racist Grandma in her mid-late 80s, soon to be followed by forgetting my name.

Winter says “there’s a very, very thin line between Pauli and Tony Sirico,” and that “they’re practically the same person.”

“We should’ve went to Roy Rogers!”

Projection, projection, projection.

Yeah, but PATRIARCHYYYYYY

Am I reading this wrong, or are you saying you can get 5 bananas for free with a Starbucks drink order?

Weirdly aggressive post, but ok

I’m far more concerned about the 10 years for kidnapping and torture. Whoever represented him in court needs to be beaten with a frying pan.

I’ve spent considerable time in both states, and NV might actually have more nutty old white people per capita, so I’m content to make him Honorary Florida Man.

It’s almost as if shitting out a massive litter of kids, and trotting them out for public consumption somehow results in them not turning out to be model citizens.

“[My brother’s] gym teacher, he threw a sweatshirt at his head and said, ‘Cover up your head,’ just because he had like curls,” Jayden said. “He’d come home sad [with] anxiety, puke on the bus because he like genuinely [did] not want to go to school because he felt different.”

Came here to post this.  They have wings too!

for reasons I will never understand, the Orlando Sentinel decided to publish his whiny-ass shit

Yeah, nobody’s heard of that.

I will go to my grave arguing that avocado tastes like snot

Sooooo... is there a reason for the CFA omission, besides the obvious?