What from where?

Was also a picky kid, but picky in the “doesn’t like most mushy vegetables” way, not in the current “only eats 5 things in nugget form” way.

They’re called “Gravy Seals”

They stand for things when it benefits them, and stand for the opposite when it benefits the “wrong” people.

Mediocre people have a really difficult time accepting their mediocrity.

Linda, shut the fuck up and let me bowl in peace

Yup, consistency is a far more valuable commodity in fast food than quality.

lol, bad take is bad.

“If it had not been that way, there would not been slaves anywhere in America for Robert E. Lee or anybody else to have owned.”

Only because most Trumpkin boomers couldn’t storm anything past their fridge without stroking out.

More likely to be Oxy than heroin, but yeah.

You seem mad.... you mad, little man?

lol, cdwag gonna cdwag.  The doubling down is especially fascinating.

It’s never enough for people who essentially have unlimited options.

Yeah, anyone who’s been paying attention to Louis is aware that a central theme of his comedy is how shitty men are toward women. He’d essentially been confessing/apologizing for his perversion for years before it went public.

Millions of dollars of police pension funds?  Yes, please.

how many non-Asian massage parlors

Let’s focus on the important part: he’s a family man, enjoys model trains, and once coached a little league team.

11:00 p.m.: Everything that was once inside of my body is now outside of my body.

The name Huel is a portmanteau of “human” and “fuel;”