Just you.

I don’t remember Randy Johnson fighting Mark Teixeira fighting. I do remember Randy Johnson fighting with his wardrobe.

OR

People can just paint the tip of their real gun orange.

Wait, you guys edit stories?

Isn’t this just the same thing some folks do when they quote other National Socialists beliefs like they were against animal and child abuse (I guess unless they were Jewish kids or something) to get liberal leaning people to associate themselves with Nazis?

Am I just being contrarian if I say that this seems like a sort of entrapment/gotcha exercise? Why would one immediately suspect they’re reading Hitler’s words when presented in the guise of a young, aspiring sportswriter?

Kind of exciting to see a role reversal and have Trout catch a Mariner.

Next time just stay there.

So, he’s trying to regain his virginity, right?