Wile E Coyote was last seen staggering from the vehicle with two black eyes, a huge lump on his head, and little tweeting birds circling above him:

The three perpetrators were later found trying to steal a fighter jet from the local air force base.

Ms. Barber,

Yes because parking cars in a parking lot should be at the top of this area’s list of critical issues.

I wouldn’t even say that Mike is that Over the top. He is AMAZINGLY cheerful, but not to optimum twat-waffle levels like some other reality shows. I also liked that Wheeler Dealers was free of a lot of bullshit. No stupid fucking pranks on co-workers or workplace drama I couldn’t give less of a damn about. The…

I recently discovered it and it is wonderful and a breath of fresh air from the usual car shows. Really, Mr. Torchinsky nails it. Mr China will sit down on the show and go over step by step what is needed to fix a particular piece of a car. This clip is a great example of his work: how to replace the drive motor on an…

“La la la la la, I can’t hear you!”

If you can’t afford a V8, you REALLY can’t afford to crash your v6.

And it’s a V6 Mustang

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

We could just replace the gas taxes with a flat annual fee per car. Then it wouldn’t matter what fuel they used.

God bless you. I’m at work and can’t view the video. And, regardless of where i am, i can’t stand lazy “journalism” that only links to someone else’s video and hard work.

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Besides my tailgate handle bezels falling off my 3 GMT-800 trucks have fared very well. What were their issues?  

Congratulations, Mr. stephenmcknight, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jaguar which this lovely will deliver as soon as she checks Jalopnik’s Drivetribe.

Why not just NOT have fake tips not attached to the pipes?

...given me the worst left-handed beating of my life.

What’s wrong with a giant lawn ornament? If it’s neat and not a hazard, who cares? I’d rather have a plane next door than a jackass with 10,000 Christmas lights and inflatable reindeer.

Yeah I tend not to care what people do with their own shit on their own property. If you get mad because someone has a car in their driveway that hasn’t moved in months, that’s your problem, not theirs.