I will not be satisfied until we get a good DSLR that can shoot uncompressed 4K at 240fps and has an ISO of somewhere in the 10^7 - 10^8 range.

"Life on our planet evolved to see primarily in optical wavelengths because most of the light that gets through the atmosphere is visible, while other wavelengths like ultraviolet and infrared are absorbed by the ozone layer."

I know that a Time Lord's anatomy is slightly different from a human's - two hearts instead of one, for example - but why did he have three shoes? That means he would have to have, like, a third leg or somethi–

DINKLEBERG!!!

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen all week. Literally gasping for breath...

Yes - and people sending me iMessages to my iPhone aren't showing up on my iPad either. From what I've read, apparently your contacts have to send you iMessages to your associated email address and NOT your associated phone # if you want them to show up on iPhone AND iPad. Hopefully Apple will fix this soon.......

This is one of my favorite Giz articles in a while. Can't really put my finger on why, but it's great. I will henceforth think of iPhone+Siri as a mashup between a personal servant and a BAMF honey badger.

"Wall-Mart"

"1.5 gigaflops—1.5 billion floating point operations"

"nearly 30 millin for the iPad at the time"

I FIND this to be very amusing...

One day a bolt of lightning struck a rainbow...

Just take regular magnets and turn them inside-out. Duh.

I love Spotify to death - I listen to it whenever I'm on my computer (which is always) - but I will never integrate it with Facebook. FB integration is the #1 thing I hate about most apps and services, and if I am required to link it to FB I simply won't use it.

True. Maybe I did exaggerate just a little there...

Stupid science! Moon goes up, moon goes down. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the moon goes down.

This reinforces my long-held belief that the photographer takes the picture, not the camera. A true professional, with their knowledge and skilled use of light, could take breathtakingly beautiful pictures with a cheap disposable camera.

"The internet just made scream like a little girl."

True heroes.

Felt it here in Raleigh, NC - I don't know what it relates to on the richter scale, but it was strong enough to rattle the doors a bit.