Eaux neaux

You’re a fucking idiot.

He’s not so good at geography, he went to the Nether Regions when he was meant for the Netherlands.

[sticks to shorts]

Cue the “but Crosby slashed a guy!” crowd.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Nether: [lands]

This would make sense except that congress just continues to give power to the President. The President now has unilateral power to make war because congress is a bunch of cowards and realized that voting for those sort of things could be damaging in reelections.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.