^ this

WE DIDN'T EVEN WIN THE WAR OF 1812 WTF

BYU Player: [Writes "I love you, Mary!" on left shoe]

And the coach's red glare,

This is just a desperate ploy by the university and NCAA to get these players a history credit.

It speaks volumes that after a day full of videos of domestic violence and people defending enablers of pedophiles, the only thing that made me literally say "Oh no" out loud were the pictures of these hideous uniforms.

Serious question, and I don't mean it to sound condescending:

Twenty or so odd years counts as "promptly" nowadays. Other things that are "prompt":

Likeliness of things to catch fire during use, ranked:

You know I've been wracking my brain to think of what niche Lincoln could occupy in the American luxury car market and that describes it perfectly.

Ahh, young love. Why, I remember the first time my then-girlfriend - now beloved bride - and I found jacuzzis. We were on a romantic stroll through Pasadena when we came upon jacuzzis, and we were all like, "what the fuck? What kind of asshole leaves jacuzzis on the sidewalk? This neighborhood has gone to shit. Let's…

I have never met any of these people, but I can already tell I hate them.

I bet you are too young to remember when they said that about Japan.

LeFerrari

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

The US really needs to rethink having Klinsmann as the coach, because Germans clearly don't know how to win it all in Russia.

more people go to MLS games then (Men's) basketball and hockey.... go try though

I'll say it with you. I'm tired of angry cars.

I think this is the Q80 they need.

Under a blazer. This man is cut off from ever throwing shade on anybody else for not dressing cool.