I actually met a dude that night who had an ES300 and he replaced his head gasket with no instructions or torque wrench.

Good to see somejuan bought the truck!

Many years ago, a buddy of mine got a 149 in a 55 from a NJ Trooper on Rt. 80. He received a speeding ticket, reckless, etc. We zeroxed the tickets (this was before digital cameras) and made t-shirts containing the image.

I kind of don't like what this car stands for (ridiculous HP wars, needlessly large and heavy cars, etc.), but I can't bring myself to hate it.

Well, yeah. That was the joke.

It's like Halliburton.

I've got a macabre sense of humor too, but this is more about the newspaper making it front page news.

"...and I certainly didn't go easy on the throttle. "

You say "I'm sick of the Hellcat" but all anyone hears is "I support godless communism."

Obviously the Porsche 911 wins this competition.

It's pretty but it's no E38.

Exactly. That counts as a beating as much as a wiffle bat. They were going what, 30 km/h? maybe? on some smooth dirt and the camera was slobbering all over the fact that there was a puddle! and a bump! and look, it's dirty!! At no point in that video did any shock-absorber bump-stop get touched. At no point was the…

BEES!!!

Haha, so in your scenario the most popular sport is, what, horse dressage? Ick. Thank god we're poor.

You actually need to start with, Mr.Congressman, we are flying some of your colleagues to Hawaii for a junket to discuss the relaxation of import laws. It's only a three day trip, our members are covering all of the expenses including in room full body massages. We certainly hope you can attend.

When I was working on my Poli Sci undergrad I really wanted to become a lobbyist, I think I may have finally found the cause I can really get behind.

"Hello Mr. Congressman, I'm Chris_K_F. I represent the Society for Hooning Imports and Flogging Tires, also known as SHIFT..."

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Largest concentration of Arabs/Muslims/Sikhs, incredible Arabic food, Mercedes Benz R Classes, Mercedes Benz in general, and potholes outside of the Middle East.