“Hey! Is this the new Witcher series!?”

This is “Senior Editor” material for Jezebel alright.

He's right. That is all.

It’s a dynasty. He took power because he was next. Age was irrelevant. And he was educated in the West, he’s not stupid but he knows the ways of his father and grandfather; he knows the game.

I’m fully aware of launch procedures. One man (POTUS) cannot launch by himself. Certain members of his cabinet have to concur and give their own codes. The system was designed as such for a reason.

Would a false first-world country dictator understand? I’m getting mixed signals out of Giz and Co. Either Kim is an equal idiot to Trump or he’s not. The answer should answer the question over why anyone is freaking out now.

It'll mess up their bottom line, that's for sure. 

Sure Fucky, dismiss and distance yourself from anything "Nazi". Even in a joke or offhand comment, you still can't deal.

5 minutes of fame pays, some.

Trump doesn't have a "button".

Sorry, (comma) grammar doing kinja on my phone is the least of my worries, (comma) baby.

Ok, grammar Nazi. See the comma? Happy?

Given their intelligence, as soon as it came out about the diverted tweet; cat’s out of the bag. Good job “journalists” freaking out when you just did what the Pentagon stopped. Are the bombs dropping yet?

“When she found out about his history, she demanded that director Black cut the scene from the film, which he did.”

If they even exist. By now, anybody could have wrote it and everyone would believe it.

^Here’s one of those people.

Nobody launches missiles over tweets. God people are stupid, and terrified.

Why isn’t anyone going after the NYT for running a story of this magnitude with no sources? I know it’s an op-ed but they chose to publish it. 

I'd scoop up a Camaro SS in a heartbeat if I could, I've always been a Chevy fan but the current Mustang is nicer looking and it's the first one ever that I'd buy.

“If it takes less than 30 seconds to find it on Wikipedia, then it should be the truth,” Désilets explains. “If it takes you three weeks in the old books in Oxford, then who cares?”