I had a female friend whom would sometimes driver her brother’s Eclipse (most recent model). She was convinced it was a RWD sports car but I knew better. That was a couple good sights seeing her g-string pulled way up in her ass while on all fours looking for the driveshaft underneath to prove me wrong.

Where’s the outbreak again?  

A “Calexit” would be like giving it back to Mexico. They’ll eat each other alive or hop the new border.

Bill Clinton Vs Donald Trump. Who’s worst morally and ethically?

If we’re talking hypotheticals, I’d go for this was planned because the media can’t help but fall over themselves over small game if it involves Trump. Rats in a maze. Over.... what.....

And? Trump still paid for it. It’s amazing how people are still stuck on this. You don’t pay tickets to enter a circus, then join it. You watch it, have a laugh, then leave.

“Hell, the retirement visa is even easier to get, only requiring ~$1500/month pension or ~$25k in investments.”

Interesting. Any of my friends or associates and their associates (Facebook) all basically said “good riddance, he can rot”. And that same sentiment went to Weinstein and Co. It’s surreal that a childhood icon would come to this but weren’t we already prepared from Michael Jackson?

But if I have to shift gears, how am I gonna drink and text? I mean, that is just one more thing I have to do.

Or you can move to North Korea or some such place. No need for choices, they’re decided for you!

Cruise control is not in any way an auto function. It maintains a speed so you don’t have to keep your foot down in tbe peddle.... Anyone that uses it whom then suddenly finds themselves tailgating, should not use it.

Uh, what were you doing while “cruising”?

An airline pilot engages autopilot. Does he get up and walk away? No. Don’t believe the movies.

Mass deportation? Wait wait wait, didn’t Obama have the highest deportation numbers? Or did they go on their own... which is it?

I suppose you’ve never watched Veep. All the characters fit political stereotypes and one if not many were sexist assholes perfectly fine working under a woman if it paid enough and got them where they want to be.

Oh my. Resistance is futile.

Well, do you have a “boiler room”?

They’re rich, I don’t think they care. Granted, some rich people are rich because they’re tight asses.

Democrats have been using population control to keep welfare in-check for decades. It’s called “abortion”. Keep them poor, keep them voting, but maintain their benefits.

Oh an unlock code? How thoughtful. Did they not know April fool’s already passed?