I wonder how Rocket and Groot got there?

You knew this was coming so might as well embrace it.

In the Zach Snyder produced version, Supergirl learns the dog has bone cancer and puts it down by snapping its neck. Then she flies off, crying, accidentally knocking a building onto the troop of children.

It must happen. Must.

Tl;dr Stop doing that you idiot.

just create a lot of planets and let them crash whit this in the background

“What is obvious sarcasm?”

When I was a kid I played the accordion. I wrote “Weird” Al a fan letter that was basically.

Aimless jogging (check) over massive distances (check) on all parts of the field (check), with no ultimate purpose other than to pass time as the real game goes on around you (check), while fans are momentarily amused as the players look on with disgust (check). This dog is named Michael Bradley’s 2014 World Cup.

Good timing with Gedion Zelalem likely off to Rangers for the season.

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

“and Hitler drops back for the pass, he throws! Caught for the touchdown!”

Man Ant-Man is going to be like the Freshmen hanging out with all the Seniors at Lunch.

Les Misérables

Exactly.

“As you all probably heard around the office, the bake sale was a success. And here with us on stage is our top seller: Kyle. Let’s all give Kyle a big round of applause. With his help we are now able to afford that new break room on our last Star Destroyer.”

Adding in booster jetpacks (Titanfall, COD),

No more mocking the sport. We have hooligan fights. It’s here to stay.